Every time when we sing a new song

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A blessed Easter everyone!

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When satan reminds you of your past

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That should scare you!

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Before we had the projector

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There must be an App for that

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…but it just happened…

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Jesus: Lover of my soul

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Smooth Christian pick-up line #4465

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God hates sin, but He loves every sinner

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Smooth Christian pick-up line #3267

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Status: Waiting for a miracle

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But we came in pears…

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1 Peter 5:9 – “Resist the enemy, standing firm in the faith”

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Go ahead and make my day!

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Isaiah 54:17 – “No weapon formed against you shall prosper”

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Looking for Mr. Right?

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Googled ‘Christian Bale’… was not dissapointed

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Smooth Christian pick-up line #7638

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Church problems: Musicians vs. Sound Guy

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Ba Dum Tsss! Musicians: 1 – Sound Guy: 0

Christian hipsters everywhere

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There, I fixed that for you

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When I became a church member

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Batman has left the building

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That’s exactly the look

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Also: Never eat yellow snow!

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That’s right, he wasn’t

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Plot twist: Ultimate Master is also Ultimate Servant

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Also goes for cosmology and evolutionism: SHOTS FIRED!!

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Read the Book! Don’t wait for the movie!

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Mene, mene, tekel upharsin

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I just like ’em saved

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The Force is strong with this one

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Not every pastor is a stand-up comedian

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Sometimes when evangelizing…

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He should have killed those 2 mosquitoes too!

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